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First of all yo *hic* moma is fat and second *hic* of all i like *hic* tits so either u suck my *hic* big hairy ballz or *hic* u go fuck yo sister at the *hic* bar....Ya im one *hic* drunken monkey *hic* *hic* *hic* (falls uncauntious...)

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H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!

He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!

His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!
She shrinks in size to suit her mood!

She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
She floats in air and climbs up trees!

If you choose her, you won't choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong...has a funny face
He can handstand when he wants to
And stretch his arms out just for you!

In-flate himself just like a balloon
This cra-zy Kong just digs this tune! HEY!
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong!
D. K.! (D. K.!) Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood!

He can fly real high
with his jetpack on...
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He can make you smile when you hear his tune...

But, Kremlings beware
'cause he's out after you!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K....

Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Kong' strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!

He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy! Hehehe...

Come on Cranky!
Take it to the stage!

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
Oh, yeah!

\\//Raging Delicacy\\// Trance Song
Devil's Bliss Trance Song
Ultra Random Remix Miscellaneous Song
Cool Guitar Techno Techno Song

Recent Game Medals

Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select Medal Stats.
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef) Medal Stats.
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail Medal Stats.
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room Medal Stats.
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus Medal Stats.
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef Medal Stats.
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla Medal Stats.
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4 Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 25 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 817 (From 101 different games.)